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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.
4 million and counting
5 million
This should get to 10 million, come on people.
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Tim Burton should just make a movie called ‘Johnny Depp’.
plot twist: Johnny Depp is played by Helena Bonham Carter
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Looking for quotes to use for our wedding ceremony.
Should nooooot use Oscar Wilde quotes.
Like these winners:
- “A man can happy with any woman so long as he does not love her.”
- “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”
- “Deceiving others. That is what the word calls a romance.”
- “How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?”
- “How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes and far more expensive.”
- “In married life, three is company and two is none.”
- “Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.”
- “One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.”
- “Romance should never begin with sentiment. It should begin with science and end with settlement.”
- “The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties.”
- “The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life.”
- “There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is something a married man knows nothing about.”
- “When a man has once loved a woman, he will do anything for her except continue to love her.”
- “Women are made to be loved, not understood.”
So yeah. Not the most inspirational guy for a wedding speech, I imagine.
BUT I STILL LOVE HIM
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beauty envy → jennifer carpenter
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